{"product_id":"avatar-bites-before-coffee-mug","title":"Avatar Bites Before Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDon't talk to me. I haven't had my coffee yet — and neither has my avatar.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome mornings, you're not a person. You're a loading screen with legs. The \u003cstrong\u003eAvatar Bites Before Coffee\u003c\/strong\u003e mug gets it — bold black-and-red tech-inspired artwork for the digitally-minded soul who needs caffeine before they can even render a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eConceived with a little help from the machine.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProgrammers, developers, and tech creatives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGamers and digital culture enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who identifies more with their avatar than their alarm clock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gift for the colleague who bites before coffee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic — 11 oz and 15 oz available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy finish with bold black-and-red artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare \u0026amp; production notes:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — please allow 2–5 business days for production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors may vary slightly between screens and print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":51730902516029,"sku":"31190061456105261669","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51730902548797,"sku":"23795882698029611545","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2147\/9485\/files\/20260519163644-1f153a0e-c167-6604-821d-1e5fcbd489d1.png?v=1779208895","url":"https:\/\/errantapparentpress.com\/products\/avatar-bites-before-coffee-mug","provider":"Errant Apparent Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}