{"product_id":"dont-perceive-me-before-coffee-mug","title":"Don't Perceive Me Before Coffee – Funny Coffee Lover Mug (11oz, 15oz)","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSome mornings, the coffee comes first. Everything else can wait.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's a window of time between waking up and becoming a functional human being — and this mug lives in that window. Bold black-and-red lettering on clean white ceramic says what you're thinking but can't yet say out loud. The \u003cstrong\u003eDon't Perceive Me Before Coffee\u003c\/strong\u003e mug is a quiet declaration of priorities, and a perfect companion for every slow, sacred morning ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eConceived with a little help from the machine.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs coffee before conversation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeachers, bosses, and office survivors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague who has a sign on their desk that says \"Do Not Disturb\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gift that says \"I get you\" without saying a word\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic — 11 oz and 15 oz available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy finish with bold black-and-red lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-handle, smooth sip rim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe or hand wash with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — please allow 2–5 business days for production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors may vary slightly between screens and print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":51730982076733,"sku":"21899798743818759704","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51730982109501,"sku":"16172495817669494929","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2147\/9485\/files\/4171566603753985623_2048.jpg?v=1779212533","url":"https:\/\/errantapparentpress.com\/products\/dont-perceive-me-before-coffee-mug","provider":"Errant Apparent Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}